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RaNTS! "Its never as bad as it seems: its only worse." "Existance is futile." "Nothing is really ever worth dying for. Then again, nothing is ever really worth living for."-all 3 by Attilus Prime "Is nothing something?" "Is a tog a dog? i mean i have a tog, and it acts just like my dog. or is a tog a tog-dog?"-both by Nik J.Bloom "You trust banks with your money, why can't banks trust you with their pens!"-Erin Winter "Life's a bitch, then you marry one"-Kale Gottwald When I go to the movies, I always sit in the front row. Then Before the movies starts and people are just sitting around talking, I stand up, face the crowd and say to my friends "I hate those people who always stand up in front of the theater and make a HUGE spectacle of themselves, what's wrong with them!" And we laugh. I make fun of the Ommpa Loompas all the time, but if I saw one face to face, I think I would be scared. Then i would nice to them. And when they weren't listening I would tell everyone how freaky they are. Juice is good. i like to drink juice. I hate that commercial for 10-10-220, when they're in the movies, and Dennis Miller says "who cares! Why does popcorn pop, no one knows!" Actually, people do know. SCREW YOU DENNIS MILLER! I have a bad habit of pointing at people and laughing in their faces. It's really rad! I have this friend with big breasts. And we all tease her and call her hooters. HA HA! My friend Pam is like Kathy Griffin on crack-cocaine. Can you imagine what that's like?! Ever just want to punch someone for looking at you. While your naked? This kid named Mike was talking about jerking off at the lunch table. And then Mr. Busby walked by and listened. And then Mike said "It's like vitamins, ONE A DAY!" I think Mr. Busby threw up, then when he saw Mike again he said "wanna shake my hand?" I think Mr. Busby ran. At the lunch table there are certain rules. We don't like anyone, and no one in our school likes us. But no one cares. Those are the rules. Philiosophy is magic! fur is murder!!!!.....to clean that is. a rolex is neither a roll or a lex. If life is a picnic, than what the hell is death? Why do schools even bother with fire drills? I say we let all the stupid people sit in class and wonder what's with all the smoke and fire? And where did everyone go? When I was young I used to wonder what Jesus's middle name was. My dad would always say to me "Jesus H. Christ!!". Does the H. stand for Herbert or something? If Curiosity can kill a cat, what can it do to a dog? If people were meant to fly......yeah that's nice. If you had a sixth finger, would you paint it like all your other fingers or would ya do something special? I'm not a snob!!! .............I'm just better than all of you. Ifyouwritewithoutusingspacesit'skindahardtoread. Tu perro esta en mi maleta. I don't care what you all say. DENNIS LEARY KICKS ASS! If you watch Ellen's old HBO specials, it's funny when she talks about men, because you & I both know she's lying! People wear shoes to protect their feet, right. Do people wear socks to protect their feet from their shoes? If I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, she's a pepper, and he's a pepper, is my dog a pepper? Everyone dies, it's just a matter of how and when. So when people say "You're gonna die!!!!" Just say. "Yeah, I know." There is no sin except stupidity. What the hell!? What is hell? Is there hell? I bet hellish torture envolves the Spice Girls in one way or another. My sister is so country you can just hear the banjos as she walks by. David Bowie is hot!............in that scary, might kill you way. I slept last night!!!......Ahhhh, NyQuil, nature's answer to insomnia. When do you think pro-wrestlers lost touch with reality? They reamind me of tan, oily, steroid using 5 years olds. WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? I believe the egg came first because reptiles existed long before chickens. And Reptiles lay eggs. So, I'm pro-egg. PEOPLE SUCK! Never expect anything cool from anyone and you'll never be dissapointed. A god with a shrine to himself in his own living room has an ego problem. A BIG ONE! Money can't buy love. But, it can sure get you alot of shit. If you can't be funny be confusing. TRE`S Chic!!! VANS< perhaps the coolest shoes in the world. Mathematic Atheist, I don't believe in math! Can love be stopped by locks, barred windows, and restraing orders? I think not. Anything's possible with a screwdriver and a blowtorch. I'm afraid of bugs. But not spiders or snakes. That's odd. The color red bring out anger and agression. I only wear red underwear so I can be pissed off at the world and no one will know why! Women can be anything a man can. Even preverted! Less than 1 hour after death, your skin will turn purple, and your eyeballs will sink into your skull. KICK ASS! I would kill someone just to see that! Is keith richards a zombie? He looks half-decomposed! BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!! Whenever I'm alone in a room with myself, I get creeped out! I mean hey who would want to be trapped in a room with me!! ICK! So there if you got RaNT worthy of this page, send it in! It's fun!!!!!!!! |
