ADAM!!!
How do you make yourself sound cool + interesting, when you do anything and everything to get out of yourself, as often as possible, and into someone else - I don't know, but here goes a vain attempt at self promotion - starting with my flaws, I'm as lazy as anyone I've ever met, + that should read lazy and not stupid, because being lazy is a far worse crime - I do nothing.
I work in a supermarket quite often, which is killing me, - it is so boring [Break happened here to listen to 'You're So Great' favourite song today, this week or forever] the only thing it does is make you want to get wrecked, Saturdays been the worst if only for the fact that I don't remember most Saturday nights.
Anyway, this is about Shallow, not about me, or is it. I do not know, what I contribute to Shallow, I would love to be able to say is pure white noise, but if I tried I would have my amp smashed to a million pieces + as I haven't even started paying for it yet (my flexible friend) I won't subject it to that quite just yet - but I want to be the noise in the band, I love melody but I love noise, a 'Noise Structuralist' as Mr Johnny Lydon said, 'Undercurrent of Distortion' to some, plain fucking annoying to others + to some completely silent. I have a million tunes in my head, + now 5 on paper tonight, but none in Shallow, I do not have the ego to force them on people or my ego is too big + I don't want to risk it getting deflated. When it comes to influences, which is a weird thing to say, because I've done nothing to be influenced by, the people I respect + admire + never fail to bring tears to my eyes + make me stop + listen, are Nirvana (pure emotions) Manics 
(pure politics + death + despair) Bob Mould, my favourite philosopher, Elvis on Heartbreak Hotel, Mogwai when they are loud, Heaven would probably be Mogwai and a never ending joint without puking. I love Jack Kerouac for his beauty, and the way his books seem so alive + full of love, a total contrast with my daily existance. On TV I just saw a bloke have his dick nailed to a chair - That is probably what influences me most, TV, although I have been stopping without too many extreme side effects. My biggest fear is getting old, I love Columbo, I can watch it even when I have missed the fucking murder, unlike Morse, Poirot + any other shit. Richard + Judy made me fail my A-levels along with my lazy bastard self.
I probably drink more than I should, if only because I can't afford it + secondly, I wake up feeling like shit most mornings, I've tried to cut down + go out on my bike + become the true Greek God I am, however I am writing this after being at the pub on one pound a pint night so take it all with a pinch of salt
- I do
go meet some more shallow people!
back to the shallow end
