Greeting readers. As a special way of thanking our readers we created this special group for those who enjoy the world of dementia and all the unique brand of craziness offered by Otis and his pals. Now you can have the opporunity to identify with the Grumbler Chronicles in an unique way by becoming a member of CLUB DEMENTIA. It's free and your chance to strike a blow for insanity and all things demented by declaring yourself a member of a group that celebrates the right to be different.(Impressed? Enough pressure? If not, please adjust the dosage of your medication and read it again!)
As a member of this very exclusive organization (Okay, so only those of questionable sanity would want to be members) you will be entitled to such fabulous benefits as the opportunity to have YOUR NAME as a character in a future episode of the Grumbler Chronicles.
You will have the chance to be privy to special tidbits of precious information (I'm sure it would be true somewhere in the universe) as the right to ask the author questions about the characters and his sanity (please allow an indefinite period of time for response to that one.)
Also, ALSO, as a member of Club Dementia you will have a chance to be on the mailing list(I know you already get too much crap in your email in-box, but hey what's one more piece of email?) and have the opportunity to read the Trash Scribe's Monthly News Scroll. This fantastic piece of journalism will among other things (providing we even get any members sign up in the first place) include a section ASK THE LITTER SWAMI. The All Seeing (well, perhaps in the closet with the lights off) All Knowing (provided it is written down somewhere) will answer questions about the future and life submitted by members (that is if he can remember where he put his reading glasses.)
So how does one Club Dementia? Simply send an email to penman_1@hotmail.com providing your name and email address and the words "SIGN ME UP" in the subject section. As time and the sanity of the Grumbler staff allows, you will receive confirmation of your membership. We promise to never give out your email address or name to anyone.
