*****News Flash*****
January 7, 2002
Hi kids!!! How ya doin?
Ohhhhhhhh, good! Well, I hope everyone had a really good holiday
season. Whatever you celebrate, I hope it was a happy one. I also
want to wish everyone a Happy New Year! Mine was spent the usual
way...at home with Todd and Shawn and Kellie. Toby and Jessica brought
the boys over for a while so we could play. Let's see. I got
some really awesome stuff for Christmas. Todd got me a really really
cool leather jacket. That didn't fit. Of course. So we
took it back to try and exchange it....no go. They didn't have the
right size. Someone please explain to me how an XL jackets sleeves
are too short, but the L sleeves are perfect. Except the L wouldn't
zip up over my gigantic chest lol Kidding about the gigantic
part. Really. DO NOT EMAIL ME YOU PERVERTTTT HEHE
Anyhooo....What else went on since I last wrote. Oh! I know!
You all want to know about my miniaccident. So, I'm driving home
from work on Friday night, and see a car pulled over to the side of the
road. Not a big deal. Then I see another car turn around on
the highway and pull off the road across from the first car. This
is not suspicious. All of a sudden, I see a great big blob in the
road, and slam on the brakes. I skid about 30 feet or so in what
I later find out is deer guts!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
I was lucky enough to rehit the poor thing after the first guy. He
left it in the road. As a hazard. So, I pulled over to calm
down from my little adventure, and figured I'd be nice enough to see if
anyone needed to use my cell phone to call the police. Luckily no
one did. Meanwhile, the second person that had pulled over yanked
the...well you couldn't really call it a deer anymore...anyway he yanked
it off the road so no one else would run over it, ala ME! It was
pretty nice out that night, so I waited on the side of the road for the
cops to get there. I had one of them shine his flashlight under my
car to make sure nothing had gotten broken or ripped off during the time
it was dragged under my car. He said the only thing hanging was deer
parts, and I should get to a carwash, ASAP. Then he gagged.
He was extremely nice about me being a pain in the ass though. Which
was nice of him!!! So, I went down to the carwash and washed it.
Didn't work though. Went out the next day and there are...please...blood
drops and assorted fun things under my car. Man....*sighs*
I think I'll just get it washed every day til I go broke, or until the
heater doesn't smell like dead things. On to more pleasant things.
Kellie and I went to see her buddy John today!! He's sooooooooo cool!!!!
He bought us ice cream at Culvers *for those of you who aren't familiar....it's
a place that serves really good burgers which they call butter burgers
and frozen custard made on site* Kellie played in her banana sundae
and got it all over the table. I had a brownie hot fudge thing that
was goood. After the initial 30 minute awkward period, present when
you meet anyone new, we had a damn good time! We went to SuperWalmart
and looked at all the stuff in there. I got some stuff. John
and I discovered our shared interest in Iron Chef. We basically just
went insane. The town was also host to not one, but two dollar stores!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps up and down* FUCK YEAH! We, of course, went to both!!!
I got lots of nifty stuff!! Including walkie talkies for 5 bucks.
Sure, they have a crap ass range and all, but c'mon...lol So
anyway, we had an AWESOME time with John. Even if I am sleep deprived
and making no sense by now. Alphabet Milk or cream q anyone??
:D 5 hours of sleep...two days in a row...makes a wierd Katie.
When I got home, I read for a while. Todd's friend James came over
to watch him play Halo on his spankin new XBOX, which was the surprise
Christmas present. That he loves. PHEW!! Kristie and
I spent a lot of time looking up landjaeger pictures to send to her boyfriend
Brad. Just until we can get the real stuff to him. Maybe he'd
prefer lederhosen?? hehe I accidentaly changed my wallpaper
on the computer to sausage and cheese though...I'm going to have to fix
that when I get some sleep and become halfway normal again. So anyway,
I'm going to get going now, but before I do, I want to say some stuff to
some people that most likely don't read this page, so I'm going to have
to tell them to read it soon. Renee: Go to the damn doctor
and get better dammit!!! Ryan: Make her go dammit!!!
Katie: I'm going to email you, I swear to god. I had a busy
weekend, and that's no excuse, but I'll get to it sistah!!!! To Brad,
your "lederhosen" is on the way dude...I had to talk Kristie out of going
to Dick's at midnight to go get some lol To Todd...um, thanks
for the chicken nuggets! Shawn...cream q hehe Well, I'm going
to sign off now and read for a little bit, and then I'm going to put my
ass to sleep. Please ,
sign
my guestbook if you have a chance. I really like seeing what
people have to say or something.
That's all I can think to say now.
Bye!!!!!!!!!!
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