Hey, hey, hey, Kids! Here’s the latest section of my webpage. Dee humor section. This is the place where I put all of the semi amusing spam mails I get. ‘Cause darnit! They’re just too funny to delete. Heh heh heh.

I also have some funny stories that I and the Enigmatic "T" have written. Some of them are pretty good :p

So, what have we got here?

• Multifarious Lightbulb Jokes

  Ok, so I didn't use the word "Multifarious" entirely correctly, but it sounds funnier this way.

• The Dim Bulb Collection

  Stupid people exist; we can't deny it. So, let's laugh at them :)

• A Freakily Accurate Quiz

  I took this quiz and the answers I got frightened me because they were so true. But remember, it only works if you answer truthfully.

• The Bizarre "Tandem Story"

  Heh heh, very funny thing this tandem story. It makes me laugh every time I read it. :)

• Miscellaneous Jokes!!!!!

  Not much to say here. There's miscellaneous jokes :)

• The Funny Stories Place

  Read funny stories written by yours truly :)

• The Star Trek Section

  'Tis the Star Trek section--dedicated to one thing: making fun of everybody's favorite sci-fi tv show. Wait a second! What am I saying? Babylon 5 is my most favorite sci-fi tv show. Well, this section is devoted to making fun of some people's most fav tv shows. Hmm. We really don't do much making fun of in this section though. We write funny stories.

• Martin the Martian

  View a day in the life of a martian.

• Marriage One Liners

  Some witting little comments about marriage.

• The Good the Bad and the Ugly

  Life is filled with them.

• Surgery

  Hope you don't hear any of these during your surgery.