Ah, Yes, Whitewater... What can I say about Whitewater? Horny women, Rosa's Pizza, Lewd and Lascivious Behavior, and $4 All You Can Drink Taps and Rails!!! If those four things aren't enough to get you all hot and bothered and ready to road trip it to Whitewater to engage in some senseless acts of stupidity, then you seriously have a problem. Fuck, do I have to say it twice, $4 ALL YOU CAN FUCKING DRINK!!!