Pub Crawl 1999
The name alone screams complete intoxication and stupidity, and guess what, that's exactly what it is! Here's the deal, we give ourselves 15 minutes to get to a bar, get our id's checked, order 2 pitchers, slam the pitchers, and be at the next bar with the next 2 pitchers ordered...oh yeah, and we do this at about 30 bars in a 5 hour period...think it's easy, give it a shot and see how fucked up you get... You Gotta Love It.
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This is the first in a series of about 4 gay bars on the tour de drunk, notice the diversity flag sign in the window and a few boyz gettin' freaky with each other to make the regulars jealous. This was probably bar number 18 or so...only 12 more to go fellas...and about 1440 more ounces of that golden lager we love. |
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Are you serious? This is the type of posters that cover the walls at the Madtown gay bars, with abs like that, MacTruck and I couldn't resist. Unbelievable, no kidding, gay bars are fucking funny to go to, especially when you're straight (like all of us except Wyatt...just kidding Wyatt!) |
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Well, we made it out of the rainbow district alive and only one of us got kissed by a flamingly gay black man...ah that would be Geoff, the same guy slapped me (limp-wristed of course) and said, "You ain't all that...". This is at the Pub, and some of us are showing signs of intoxication, others, just want another beer and to pick up some chics. |
We do this the Sunday night of Labor Day Weekend every year, so if you see us out, you'll be a part of history! Got Pics? Send Them to me, and I'll get them up here.
