Not only did the Sand Piper Beacon have Big Donna spinnin' the Thong Song all day long, they also had a Clam on the Mini-golf course that Tom tried to get this hottie to climb into with him, no kidding, she said, "Sweetheart, I don't know if I'll fit in there with you..." What would make her think that...It's not like Tom had to butter up his love handles to slide into that thing.