One day a monkey named Ed went to
a park and played on the swings. He
ran into a girl named Britney.
Britney ended up at a whore house
where she felt right at home
In a whore house.
While Anna Gross was
in the house she saw someone that
she liked but could not talk to it.
So she gave up and went home. But on
her way home she saw a hot guy so
she stopped and... tried to fuck the duck
but it ran away. Now Britney is sad.
Now that she is sad, she will take a chance
and invest in the stock market So Bob
did invest and his stock went straight
down. Bob was down. So... She ran
to Pure Pleasures which is open 24 hrs
for supplies. By the time she returned he
was gone. She then realized that she was high.
So she ran from the imaginary police
and then she went staggering down the
alleyways and tried to get some more drugs.
That's when she ran into PinkoŽ
and gave him a Big Kiss on the
lips. All of a sudden She woke
up "What a dream!" She lays in
bed recapping the dream until she
fell off the bed and hit her head.
Her head got a big bump on it and she took more
drugs.
Turns out she had cancer and
really wanted to pick her
nose before she dies so...
She turned on I-94. The radio
killed her because of the crap on it.
She went to hell because she was a bad
girl and couldn't get into Heaven w/ an STD.
Then she fucked Satan and gave him herpes. And
he died!
REST IN HELL!!!!!