If Happy had the power of Tetsuo from AKIRA the world would be doomed!!
Chapter one
( Ranma is taking a bath, he falls asleep and starts to dream about. underwear with wings and Happosia with a net).....
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Suddenly...SPLASH!!!!!
"What did you do that for?" Ranma screams as he gasped for fresh air.
"Sorry, Ranma," Nibiki answers dryly, " but we're late for school, again!" From the distance, they could hear Akane grumbling and swearing.
"Ranma!!" Akane screamed, " if you don't get your miserable butt down here, you'll be sorry!!"
"God, why does she have to be so uncute?" Ranma asked Nibiki as she left him so he could get dressed.
"Hey," she replied, " don't ask me. She your lover!"
"I am not," "She is not," Ranma and Akane reply simultaneously.
A few minutes later, Ranma's running down the hall and is almost out the door when he overhears the news coming from the T.V.....
"Police are baffled at the recent explosions in the Japanese metropolitan area. According to our sources, the suspect was last seen wearing a red cape......."
" Wow," Ranma said, " that's some pretty scary stuff."
He was going to head over to the television, when Akane grabbed his hand.
" Are you coming or not?" She said angrily.
"Yeah, Ranma," Nibiki agreed, " I 've million things to do and many people to bribe.
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Ranma Is in his history class, he sits toward the middle back of the room. Next to him are Kunou on his right and Chi Li ( some girl he is not to aquanted with) and Akane in front of him. ' I'm Bored" Ranma thought to himself. He looked at Kunou who was staring up at the teacher, he looked as if he was paying attention " I wonder what he is really thinking" Ranma thought. Ranma took a piece of paper and wrote something on it and passed it to Kunou. " what do you want, Ranma?" Kunou asked in annoyance. " The girl next to me wanted me to give this to you." Ranma smiled. " Ahh, another adoring admirer of Blue thunder, I will read and send her back a note which her heart will treasure" Kuno opened the note it read:
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"YOU ARE A PERVERT!" "What?!" Kunou screamed, getting out of his chair. This outraged the teacher, who in turn, threw the book at him(literally). "Kuno, go outside and stand in the hallway!"
"Yessir"
Ranma had to try really hard to hold his laughter in. Akane turned to Ranma, "What was that all about?" she asked.
"With Kunou, who knows?"
Later, during lunch, Akane and Ranma joined a couple of friends who were talking about current news events. "Did you hear about the explosion in the city?"Shampoo said
"Yeah, some guy's been placing bombs all over the place" said Ukyou.
"Aiyaa!!, I hope he don't come here!"
"I don't know where you get your stories, Ukyou, but I heard differently," Ryouga said joining them, " I heard this guy with a red cape has these magical powers and can blow things up with his mind!" " Uh, Ryouga?" Ranma asked.
" What is it Saotome?"
"What are you doing here? You don't even go to school here!!!"
Everyone turned to look at Ryouga. "You mean this isn't the local diner?" he asked, perplexed. He was answered by groans. "Oh, for pete's sake," Nibiki complained," somebody buy this boy a map!"
"Like that would do any good!" Ranma said.
"Shuddup Ranma!" Ryouga yelled as he picked up a nearby table and swung it at Ranma. Luckily, Ranma was able to dodge it. " Aw, did I make P-chan angry?" teased Ranma.
"P-chan?" Akane asked looking around, "Is he here?"
"Why," Ranma mischievously replied, " he's right over...oof!" This time he wasn't so lucky with the table.
"A-A-kane," Ryouga stuttered, trying to change the subject, "what do you think about the explosions?"
" Gee, I don't know Ryouga, its sounds kind of silly to think some little boy is running around with enough power to blow up the world," she paused, glancing at Ranma, "then again, I've seen a boy who spends half his life as a girl!" "Now wait a minute," Ranma yelled.
"Tee hee," Akane stuck out her tongue, "gotcha, you dope."
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Back at home, Happosai sits transfixed in front of the t.v. The t.v. is set on the news('and not the swimsuit channel) where updates on the disruption in the city is being aired. "Ah," Happosai sighed, " to have such power! If only it were mine!" Suddenly, he got an idea....
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Meanwhile Akane and ranma were walking back to the dojo. "Akane!!!" Ukyo runs up behind them,"Ranma, hey wait up!" "Hey Ukyo, whats going on." Akane smiles, thinking that Ukyo has probably developed another plan to try and get ranma to herself. "I am having a party at my restaurant, and I want to invite the two of you." Ukyo smiles but looks at Ranma with adoring eyes. Akane grimaced, but making sure that no one notices. "Uh, thanks Ukyo," said ranma. "when is this party?" "Tomorrow night, 8:00. are you going to come, please say you will go?" she sounded like a love sick puppy dog to Akane. "Ok," Ranma said "Is there free food?" "for you Ranma honey, anything." Ugh, akane rolled her eyes ------ Great! Ukyo thouht, now all she had to do is find someway to keep Akane occupied tomorrow night so she couldn't go. this party is for ranma and her only. "party, did I hear that a party will be thrown in the honor of the mighty Kuno!!! ranma you will be beaten!!" Kuno enters in and tries to hit ranma on the head with his Boken. ranma stops him with a punch in the face. "No, I don't think so, and definately not in your honor." ranma said with a seriously 'Please do not invite him look' to Ukyo . Ukyo suddenly got an idea, to keep akane from coming to the party, and inviting Kuno would be a part of that plan. "Yes kuno you can come." Ukyo smiled at Akane "Ok, I have to go, See you there ranma, oh, you too Akane." she started to skip away. "Bye Kuno." Kuno still dazed from ranma's punch. " Kuno will grant thee his presence, " and then he passes out. ranma and Akane leave him there and begin to walk home again.
Happosai and all Ranma1/2 characters are copyrighted by Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Shonen Sunday, Kitty, and Viz Video.