Join this wonderfully fun club. Why you may ask, well when I figure it out I'll tell you. Maybe because you want to be apart of something strange? Maybe because you want to join as a joke, maybe because your serious, maybe you just feel gushy in side? This is not a joke, there really is a Bill Gates Fan CLub. Who cares if he has a Monopoly, Who cares if he has corporate takeover, who cares if the government is after him, who cares if he sells crap and makes 50 billion dollars. He's cool because he can do all this and still be rich.

SO DON'T DELAY EMAIL ME TODAY. (No impersonations of commercials occured, except for those I did)

If you decide to join, I will forward your email to the Leader, President, CEO, whatever you want to call him.