Ren and Stimpy are very important they have been FIRE DOGS and have been IN THE ARMY When ren and stimpy is not on we have the BIG HOUSE BLUES and we feel MAROONED sometimes we go into SPACE MADNESS. we even travel with them OUT WEST and to STIMPYS STORY BOOK LAND we were right behind them when they went to the HAUNTED HOUSE sometimes i wish i was THE SON OF STIMPY or he could be my FAKE DAD im the biggest fan in STIMPYS FAN CLUB and i am a member of the ROYAL CANADIAN YAKSMEN and BASS MASTERS.
THAT WAS SENT IN BY LITTLE MAGGIE SUE OF LUMOX NEJERSY THANK U LITTLE MAGGIE SUE AND NOW FOR THE NEWS REPORT
Ace reporter hoek news first up for the news there was a stock market crash in the weiner division it felll riggggghhhhhhht through no really the bottom fell right off. And next in a case we call the BIG BABY SCAM two friends decided to live on easy street by playing two babies herbert and herman but they sure got there punishment when they were forced to take a bath with the family hwoo! i bet they've seen there share of rubber nipples. And today there was a new record set we just met THE CAT THAT LAID A GOLDELN HAIRBALL as many of you already know hairballs have become very valuble$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ well it seems this cat laid more than 1000 golden hairballs Well kids thats all for today in the wonderful world of HOEK!!!!!!
