Scream (1 and 2) Quotes
Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?~Randy
Did you really put her liver in the mailbox, because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancres?~Randy
Oh, that's in poor taste.
What?
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing
in the horror section?~Randy and Stu
You're right, if this were a scary movie I would be the prime suspect.
And what would be your motive?
It's the millenium, motives are incidental.~Randy and Stu
There are certain rules one must abide by in order to succesfully survive a
horror movie:
Number 1- You can never have sex. Big no no! Big no no! Sex equals death.
Number 2- You can't drink or do drugs. It's a sin factor, a sin. It's an extension of number one.
and Number 3- Never say I'll be right back, 'cause you won't.
I'm gettin another beer, you want one?
Yeah, sure.I'll be right baaaaaaaaaack!
See, you push the laws and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.~Randy and Stu
Randy: What's leather face doing here?
Stu: He came to make up.
Randy: Damn, there goes my chance with Sid.
Stu: As if. That's all I'm saying. As if.
Randy: Oh really Alicia? As if.
Why do you keep hanging around? You know you'll never get to be the leadingman.F*** you!~Phone voice and Randy
Randy: And are the police aware that you date the victum?
Stu: What are you saying, that I killed her?
Randy: It would certainly improve your high school Q
Tatum: Stu was with me last night, ok?
Stu: Yeah, I was.
Randy: Was that before or after he sliced and diced?
Tatum: F*** you, nutcase. Where were you last night?
Randy: Working, thank you.
Tatum: At the video store? I thought they fired your sorry a**.
Randy: Twice
Is that the best you can do? Why not set your goals higher? You wanna be one of the big boys? Manson, Bundy, OJ?~Randy
I'd let the geek get the girl.~Randy
What's your favorite scary movie?
Showgirls, abosolutely frightening.~Ghostface and Randy
The nerd never gets the girl.... You'll never get the girl.~Ghostface
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