The Howie D Appreciation Site
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HOWARD UN-FRIENDLY HUMOR SITES Oooooh yeah, we all know they're out there. It all began with that one infamous site [name withheld for security reasons - my security, I mean] with Howie's face marked with a big red X. And after that, humor sites popped up everywhere like freakin' daisies, bagging Sweet D for his appearance, constant winking and drooling. I could understand where they got the "troll" idea from with his wild hair and all. Heck, I can even agree with the winking. But drooling???? Here are some things I noticed about these sites: - they all call him "troll" - they all write *wink, drool* after his name. - they all spell 'drool' wrong... [geez, if you're going to insult someone, at least make it sound like you have an IQ or something... for pete's sake, it's D-R-O-O-L!]. Droll is a word, but it's got nothing to do with saliva. - they all base their views on his earlier image [with the long hair, parted to the side], conveniently forgetting about his new, sleeker look. What's the matter? Afraid you actually have to think new thoughts? - they say he should be kicked out of the group [so let me see... Howie should be kicked out of a vocal harmony group because he's not aesthetically pleasing enough? Hmm...]. - they all say he's gay [and I'm sure they all have concrete proof].
So what am I trying to imply here? *holds loudspeaker to mouth and faces sites with Howie hatin'* GET SOME STINKIN' ORIGINALITY!
Sheesh... I'm so serious I even made it bigger and underlined it. So here's a quarter, buy yourself a new thought.
Do you have a Howie un-friendly site and would like to send me hate mail? [*clicks send with a force of a tornado* "Die, smartass, DIEEEEEE!"] Wilette@yahoo.com - ayayay, that hurt. I'm gonna tell my mommy. |
