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"You're not a true fan..."

We've all heard that phrase before. Heck, maybe some of us have even used that phrase on others.

So what IS a true fan? Is it one who likes only their music and doesn't give a rat's ass about their looks? Is it one who appreciates them both for their music and their looks? Is it one who surfs the net everyday to find out the latest news on them?

For your clarification, I have written up a guideline.

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THE "TRUE FANS" GUIDELINE

You are a true fan if you:

- don't think Nick has gained weight... hell no, the thought has never even entered your mind.

- don't notice that AJ's hairline is receding.

- don't care that he wears butterfly clips in his hair... heck, you think it's sexy.

- think they all have perfect voices, devoid of faults

- will love them forever and ever, and nothing or no one can change your opinion.

- have their albums on "repeat" and play them all week and never get sick of it.

- think Nick looks cute with braids

- don't believe that Kevin talks slow... in fact, you call it "enunciation."

- like the song "If You Want It To Be Good Girl (Get Yourself A Bad Boy)"

- think that title is very appropriate for the group.

- you love Howie's new curly 'do and think that every hairstyle he has is perfect, just like he is.

- like Brian's hair the way it is... long and curly and almost covering his eyes.

- think that all of them should have a right to their own privacy. You just like to keep updated about their lives, what they're doing, where they're at, that kind of stuff.

- you respect their girlfriends and think that they deserve the happiness. But really, if that stupid bitch wasn't brainwashing him, you'd be in his arms right now...

 

So, how did you fare? Are you a "true fan"?

 

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Oy vei, it must mean that I am an untrue fan... how sad... I am depressed...

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