Samantha: Mulder, I'm here.
Mulder: Your just another clone!
Samantha: Mulder, what in the *bleep* are you talking about?!?!
Mulder: Die evil clone! *shoots her*
Scully: You idiot....
Mulder: Demons have been here before us that their ancient powers of evil. Other forces older than humans have learned how to harness the greatness and the powerful weapon of nature, beyond the alien's advance's power.
Scully: Mulder, I think I'm coming on to you.
Reyes: I feel and see certain things...
Mulder: I saw Elvis in a potato chip once.
Reyes: Really? Tell me more...
Krycek: Does anyone think I'm gay?
Mulder: I think something going to happen on Charmed... Cole's leaving...*starts crying*
Scully: Mulder, it must be an evil conspriacy.
Skinner: Why have I never done it before?
Smoking Man: What?
skinner shoots CGB
Spender: NOOO FATHER!!
Diana Fowley: You have to believe Mulder!!!
Mulder: I believe you Fowley!
*Scully does an incredibly high kick to Diana's face
knocking her out*
Mulder: Everything is about violence to you isn't Scully?
Scully: Shut up Mulder.
*phone call*
Mulder: Hey Scully
Scully: Hi Mulder.
Mulder: So, where are you Scully?
Scully: I am at my apartment where you called me 30 seconds ago.
Mulder: Really?
Scully: Yes Mulder.
Mulder: alright, bye Scully.
*scully hangs up, the phone rings again*
Scully: This is Scully.
Mulder: Hey its me Mulder.
Scully: What do you want now Mulder?
Mulder: Where are you.
Scully: Still at my apartment.
Mulder: Can you hear me?
Scully: Mulder why do you keep calling me?
Mulder: Can you hear me?
Scully: Mulder why do you keep calling me?
Mulder: I got a new cell phone. I'm in the office right now. Hey Scully, can you hear me.
Scully: Mulder I' m trying to sleep.
Mulder: Alright sorry Scully.
*phone rings again*
Scully: I DON'T WANT TO BE MESSED WITH RIGHT NOW MULDER,DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND SHOOT YOU BECAUSE I'VE DONE IT BEFORE MULDER AND I WON'T HESITIATE DOING IT AGAIN!!!
Skinner: Hi Agent Scully...
Scully:sorry skinner...
Skinner: I just wanted to tell you I got a new cell phone.
Scully: I need caller id...
Mulder: Its a vampire.
Scully: For once, I wish the bad guy was a normal human being in a costume trying to scare us away from a very large sum of money.
Mulder: Can't you just agree with me on a case for once Scully so the episode can end faster!?
Doggett: Agent Scully your having an affair with
Agent Muldah, aren't you?
Scully: What is it to you?
Doggett: I dont' know.
Scully: And why can't you say Agent Mulder! Not Muldah!
Mulder: I wouldn't have ditched if you know, I knew you were pregnant Scully.
Scully: Its what every teen boy says to his pregnant girlfriend.
Scully: Why in the world do I always drop my gun?
Mulder: Scully, I'm in love with you...
Scully: I'm in love with you two!
Mulder: So what do we do now?
Scully: We keep it one big secret!!!
Mulder: Okay!
Mulder: I tried to stalk Scully but she shot me in the arm when she found me in her room late at night looking through her old photo albums and smelling her clothes.
Skinner: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
Scully: Pervs
Doggett: I'm not really hateable... but likeable.
Reyes: Your like, well I can't think of anything to say to that.
Carrie: Die!!
Mulder: I think it is safe to say this Scully, but I think she's the cause of the recent deaths in the town using her psychic powers.
Scully: I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one.
Mulder: What?!?!
Scully: Eh, just for the sake of the argument.
Mulder: Okay then.
Scully: I haven't smiled in years,it almost hurts thinking about it.
Mulder: Actually that old legend is true if you keep your face strunched up for a long time is stays there.
Scully: My cheeckbones have given up on me Mulder. I JUST CAN'T SMILE!
Scully: I think your insane Mulder.
Mulder: I'm not usually this way, but the drug abuse over the years and I can't think straight.
