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From: solid snake | Posted: 6/23/2002 1:59:30 AM | Message Detail
Talk about a sweet life. Always moving around, setting up your cheap ass amusement park somewhere. Get all the cotton candy and popcorn you want. Never have to bother keeping clean. Oh, and you get to **** all the beautiful bearded ladies you want.

Ahh......to be a carny. That would be nice.

*wipes eyes*

But.....it's only a dream.
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From: bomb319 | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:00:54 AM | Message Detail
Heh. Only in a REALLY big amusement park like Six Flags or Disneyworld. If it was one of those cheap ass travelling carnivals with 5 rides, it would suck.

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From: solid snake | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:02:36 AM | Message Detail
Yeah, except you're not a carny if the park is stationed somewhere. Once you work at Disneyland or Six Flags you become this thing called an "employee". I dunno. It's weird.
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From: the9thdevil | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:04:55 AM | Message Detail
Not employee.... "Park attendent"

Carnies travel in trucks..... or something like that....

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From: bomb319 | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:05:48 AM | Message Detail
Oh please. They're all the same people. Carnival workers = carnies.

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From: the9thdevil | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:07:13 AM | Message Detail
Six Flags is not a carnival though....

You wont see bearded ladies, or smell elephant **** AT ALL....

Theres a difference.
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From: solid snake | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:07:29 AM | Message Detail
But dude! Disneyland isn't a carnival!
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From: bomb319 | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:09:36 AM | Message Detail
Yeah but you still get the free rides, cotton candy and even more hot women. What's the problem?

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From: solid snake | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:10:55 AM | Message Detail
I'll admit that most chicks I've seen walking around Disneyland are damn hot, but they're not bearded!!!
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From: LocoMotive Man | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:27:54 AM | Message Detail
My dad was a carnie when he was like 17 or 18. He has some nifty stories.

You've probably seen The Octopus or something like it at a local carnival(it has like 8 arms with a spinning tub on each one). Well him and all the other drunk/high carnies used to hang on the outside of the tub and fly around hanging on the outside.

Then the big fat lady who was like a mom to everyone pierced his ear, and it got infected.

And the time he snapped the cable on his ride (The Rockoplane-the little ferris wheel like thing with cages you can flip) and the people almost got killed.

Fun times. Maybe I should do it...

From: Breakman | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:31:21 AM | Message Detail
...Carnies built this country, well the carnival part of it anyway...
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From: Professor Frink | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:34:44 AM | Message Detail

You could make your own game. A game where you throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems.
From: solid snake | Posted: 6/23/2002 12:56:23 PM | Message Detail
Everybody loves carnies. It's just a simple fact about life.
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From: ohnoitschris | Posted: 6/23/2002 1:20:20 PM | Message Detail
Being a carnie would be awesome.

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From: MakoAssassin | Posted: 6/23/2002 1:23:53 PM | Message Detail
lmao
throwing ducks at balloons
i think im hypervetlating
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From: Narco Goes to Africa | Posted: 6/23/2002 2:33:42 PM | Message Detail
To be a true Carny your hands have to smell like cabbage.

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