Some climb mountain tops to get advice from sages. Others seek advice from the learned. There's no reason to do that, just sit back and read advice from people through the ages.

Clean your Finger, before you point at my Spots.
--Poor Richard a.k.a. Benjamin Franklin

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
--Tommy Smother

No problem is so large it cannot be run away from.
--Charles M. Schultz (Peanuts)

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
--Voltaire, 1737

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who
need all the ADVICE.
--Bill Cosby

The best advice I can give is to ignore advice. Life is too short to
be distracted by the opinions of others.
--Russel Edson

 USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four 
people make up 75 percent of the population.
--David Letterman

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
--Yogi Berra

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
--W. C. Fields

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing
that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as
they fly by.
--Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

If music be the food of love, play on.
--Shakespeare