WonderfullAngela
Age: 35
Location: Somewhere, TX
How I'm Different
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I don't like long walks on the beach, but I do like belching contests. I
am proud that I won the local award for belching. I'm not a fan of physical
exercise, but like lots of pizza. The more pizza the better. No fancy
pizzas just plain ones. I think people should be natural, so I wear no
makeup. Honesty is good, so if I have pizza breath - tell me, so i can
re-educate you. Did I mention that I like pizza?
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Who I'm Looking For
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I'm looking for a man that will accept me the way I am, warts and all (I
really have warts). He must know every word of Love Story. This person
should take me to far away lands on his jet and treat me to fine wines,
in otherwords he should be stinking rich.
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My Interests
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I really like blowing my nose to see the snot ooze down my face. That may
sound gross, but it feels so good. I also like listen to really deep
belches. I like to count money and lie in heaps of diamonds.
Also I like collecting belly button lint from famous people.
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More About Me
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I am nosey and want to know what is going on 24/7, even if it doesn't
concern me.
The most important thing in life is scotch tape.
Turn Ons: Massive amounts of scotch tape.
Turn Off: No scotch tape.
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Ready to meet me?
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