Reports have circulated for decades about gigantic shoe prints in the countryside around a mountain. The stories say that a giant creature named Big Shoe makes them.

Big Shoe leaves a trail of flattened trees and grass in its path. People for miles have heard loud roars and blood curdling screams. They have heard tromping and crunching in the woods that sounded like an eathquake. These sounds are heard far and wide. Nobody dares to look at Big Shoe. They imagine that Big Shoe is the size of a big building, has shaggy fur, and has really really big feet.

Remember this when you go out in the woods. Beware of the midget screaming into a bullhorn and walking on stilts with really big shoes attached.