Joe's Homeless Page

Hey this is Joe. You may be wondering to yourself, is he really homeless. No! dumbass if I was homeless how would I make this webpage. "Oh well I'm all insignificant and I think you just went to a library to make this webpage." Well thanks for the input dipshit but I have a computer and the world needs to know that. So do us all a favor and jump off a bridge. Go on! all of you maybe there will be enough of you so that the last person will be able to land on top and live, but oh wait the last person is a total dumbass and completely misses the huge pile of people dying on impact smearing blood on the dumb blonde's new prada shoes. Well that's enough of that. This page really sucks but if you want to spend the time checking it out it is completely your loss and in no way my problem.

What You Can Do In Your Spare Time

• Stick a thumb up your ass(does not have to be your own).
• Lick a wall until there is a hole in it, or until you pass out, whichever comes first.
• Find some annoying person in the neighborhood, knock on the door, ask, can so-and-so come out and play, and then proceed to beat the living shit out of them.
• Destroy something valuable or useless to someone else.
• Hit people up for money.
• Throw things at people that don't give you money.

Pics And Shit

Joe's Trash
The Most Effective Form of Birth Control for Men
Joe's Freak Test
Retarded Animal Babies