this is the story that i wrote. it gets really weird (however u spell it) so it is only 4 the funny peeps

Note: these r parts of sum made-up loser's diary. do NOT try this at home
i am going on a trip to the zoo
there were a chiken and a munky talking to eachother
then the munky got angry.
he rammed into the chiken
they sumhow morphed into one.
wow that looks nice tasting
i broke the cage
wowzers i just bit the munky-chiken
chew
chew
chew
chew
chew
chew
swallow
yum!!!!
i ate it. it tasted good.
BBBBUUUURRRRPPPPP!!!!!!
uh-oh the munky-chiken's family iz attaking me!
ahhhhhhh!!!!
help!!!!
they divided my into sevenths and ate me. o dear.
it is very unpleasent here
and talk about hard to type......
ak! stomach acid!!!!yuck.
oh no!
it is raining CHEESE, birdseed, and bananas.
mmmmmm this birdseed doesnt taste half bad
"hello" said an oddly familiar voice.
"who is that speaking dude?" i asked
"im your fairy godmother, Bob" he said
"wouldnt that be god FATHER?"
"no. my first name is Imyur, my middle name is far-egodmuther and my last name is Bob"
"oh, that makes since!! but what are u doing here, Imyur?????"
"i dont know. Bye!"
"Wait! how the muffin do i get out of here?!?!?!?!"
poop..... i lost him.......
All of a sudden i heard sirens
then some one said "push! Push! PUSH!!!!!!"
"We have to do a c-section"
something poked me
i saw light
"congragolations, Mrs. munky-chiken. its a thing"
i relized what happened.
yes i am FREEEEEEE
"see ya!!!!!!!!!!!" i had said
i jumped out the window
then i remebered i couldn't fly
o darn......
hallelugah there is a bird!
I grabed onto his wings.
he flew me into bird land
There are many birds here.
Mr. Cockitiel, the mayor of bird land started pecking at me
all the citezens were pecking me
ahhhhh!!!!!
Was i going to die here all alone????
NO! i wasn't, then the story would be over
instead, A dog named SLu walked up to me
"huh huh huh---- hello"
"uh.... hi.... who are you?"
"I am sl sl sl---- SLu"
"will you adventure with me???"
"uh uh uh---- okay"
we went off and ran into a mailbox
the mail box spoke to us
he said "WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
and then, of course, we were wassap-ing for awhile before we left
and then we left
i got hungry and i ate SLu
chew
chew
chew
chew
chew
chew
swallow
yum!!!!
i ate it. it tasted good.
BBBBUUUURRRRPPPPP!!!!!!
uh-oh the SLu's family iz attaking me!
ahhhhhhh!!!!
help!!!!
they divided my into sevenths and ate me. o dear.
it is very unpleasent here
and talk about hard to type......
ak! stomach acid!!!!yuck.
oh no!
it is raining SLu-food.
SLu-food
"hello" said an oddly familiar voice.
"who is that speaking dude?" i asked
"im your fairy godmother, Bob" he said
"wouldnt that be god FATHER?"
"no. my first name is Imyur, my middle name is far-egodmuther and my last name is Bob"
"oh, that makes since!! but what are u doing here, Imyur?????"
"i dont know. Bye!"
"Wait! how the muffin do i get out of here?!?!?!?!"
poop..... i lost him.......
All of a sudden i heard sirens
then some one said "push! Push! PUSH!!!!!!"
"We have to do a c-section"
something poked me
i saw light
"congragolations, Mrs. SLubert. its a thing"
i relized what happened.
yes i am FREEEEEEE
"see ya!!!!!!!!!!!" i had said
i jumped out the window
then i remebered i couldn't fly
o darn......
hallelugah there is a bird!
I grabed onto his wings.
he flew me into bird land
There are many birds here.
Mr. Cockitiel, the mayor of bird land started pecking at me
all the citezens were pecking me
ahhhhh!!!!!
Was i going to die here all alone????
NO! i wasn't, then the story would be over
instead, A cat named yellow walked up to me
"huh huh huh---- hello"
"uh.... hi.... who are you?"
"I am yell yell yell---- yellow"
"will you adventure with me???"
"uh uh uh---- okay"
we went off and ran into a mailbox
the mail box spoke to us
he said "WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
and then, of course, we were wassap-ing for awhile before we left
and then we left
i got hungry and i ate Yellow
SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT:The adventures of Sir. nevamindiforgothisname will be cancelled because they are boring and repeatitive and no one likes them