One day, everyone lost their minds. Knowing they could easily take over the Earth with humans in a rather confused state, a group of mashed potato people came to attack. Though they could hardly tell birds from wood, humans retaliated. By throwing sporks. This was highly unaffective. "Foolish humans! We are here to take over your planet!" The mashed potato leader said, "We are the Masher tribe! We shall destroy you!" "Never! We are the...umm...phone boothes! ATTACK!!!" A phone booth(human) said. Then suddenly they started to fight. Sporks, cheese, phone boothes, mashers, mallets,soda, birds, electrifying foot pops, anything you could imagine was being thrown around. Then, someone said "Why can't we all just get along?". Everything stopped. Then someone said "It's not in the script!" and sporks, cheese, phone boothes, mashers, mallets,soda, birds, and electrifying foot pops began to fly through the air again. This went on for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours until a giant elephant fell from the sky and smashed everything. The end.
