Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers we'd love to see

• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
• Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
• It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
• You can't have everything, where would you put it?
• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
• The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
• It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
• Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
• I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
• I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

More bumper stickers we'd love to see-

• Jesus loves you.....everyone else thinks you're an ass.
• If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
• Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Hang up and drive.
• GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
• Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
• Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
• Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
• Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
• The proctologist called, they found your head.
• Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
• Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me".
• Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
• Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.