Signs you live in the year 2002
- You just tried to enter your password on your microwave.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
- You call your son's beeper to let him know its time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom.
- Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her website.
- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoke with your next-door neighbor yet this year.
- You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
- Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
- You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see it anyone is home.
- Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
- You buy a computer and six months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price.
- Leaving the house without your cell phone (which you didn't have the first 20-50 years of your life) is cause for panic, so you turn around to get it.
- Using real money instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
- Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
- You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
- Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
- Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored post-it notes.
- You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
- You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
- You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
- You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your way back to bed.
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