Signs You Thought You'd Never See.

So you thought signs were boring and made you fall asleep. Well, you're not wrong but take a look at these anyway.

Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
On an electricians truck: Let us remove your shorts."
On maternity room door: Push, Push, Push."
At an optometrists office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome, dog food is expensive."
Sign at the psychic's hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."