If you don't get a joke just think about it a while. Trust me, you'll figure it out. They're so lame you have to laugh!

The Lamest Lame Jokes!!!!

• Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?................So that he didn't wake the sleeping pills.
• Why was the Tomato blushing?.........Because he saw the salad dressing
• Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said,"what's wrong." The first replied " this is where I was brought up."
• How to you organize a spacey party?................ You planet.
• A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says ketchup.
• What did the dog say to the tree?............... bark.
• Why did the booger cross the road? Because he was being picked on.
• Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors? So he could hide in the M&M dish! Have you ever seen an elephant in the M&M dish? See it works!
• Two biscuits walking down the street. One gets crushed by a passing car. The other one says
• What does a one leggeged ballerina wear. A one one
• When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
• What did the grapes say when the monks stepped on them? Nothing - they just let out a little whine.
• What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
• A pork pie walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we dont serve food in here.
• What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag
• There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.
• Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!
• A termite walks into a barroom and asks, is the bar tender here?
• Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels
• What do you call a missing parrot? A polygon.
• Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?