Please don't take offence to these jokes. Anyway, it's not like you haven't heard them before......Oh, and who wants to bet on if the guy under the hood is blonde?

• Q: How does a blond kill a fish?..............A: She drowns it.
• Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?.............A: The noise gave her a headache.
• Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?................A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
• Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?...............A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
• Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?..............A: Because it said concentrate.
• Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?.................A: Run, she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
• Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?............A: Proofreading.
• Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?..............A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
• Q: Did you hear about the blonde that stood in front of her mirror..............A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
• Q: How do you keep a blond busy?............ A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
• Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?................A: A Space Invader.
• How did the blonde break her leg when she was raking leaves?..............She fell out of the tree.
• What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?.................... He wanted to know who the other man was...
• Two blondes were observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!.......Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down.
• Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?.............A: Toes go in first.
• Q: If a Blonde and a Brunette both jumped off a bulding at the same time, who would land first? .................A: The Brunette.....the blonde would have to stop and ask directions.
• A blonde and her boy friend went for a walk along the river. The blonde walked across the bridge to the other side of the river and the bridge fell down .... The blonde yelled to her boy friend .... I can't get back across because the bridge fell down ....Boyfriend yelled back, walk to another bridge .... I can't it's 75 miles .... Wait until it is dark and I will shine my flashlight across the river. You get on the light beam and walk across ....No way, I will get half way across and you will turn the light off
• A blonde goes into the hair parlor with her walkman on .... I need to take the walkman off .... you can't I'll die .... but I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears .....you can't take it off, I'll die .... Flustered the hair stylist grabs the walkman and takes it off of the head of the blonde .... the blonde dies. The police come and listen to the walkman .... it is repeating "breath in, breathe out."
• A blonde was driving through Iowa, past some corn fields, when she looked over and saw another blonde. She was setting in the corn rows and was rowing like she was in a boat. The blonde called over to the one in the corn field and said "It's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name. I'd go out there and punch yo -- if I could swim.