When I first tell people about Poop Day usually, after giving me a weird look, they ask me about how they can celebrate Poop Day. Many questions I have been asked include: Do you just poop a lot?, Do you eat poop?, and Why are you talking to me, weirdo?. The truth is that I don't really know how to celebrate Poop Day. This is the only the first one, but I can provide several ideas, and if you e-mail me, at k_bielawski@hotmail.com, then I will post your idea with your name, if you include it.

Have A Party...

    Of course I had to include this idea. What would a holiday be without a party to celebrate it. But this party has to be different, since it's Poop Day. I'm not suggesting that you go out and buy a lot of laxatives and put them in your food to celebrate pooping, but I do think the food of choice has to encourage pooping. My personal favorite is Mexican food, nothing makes me have to poop like Mexican food. Also, high fiber food can be very useful at a Poop Day party.

Watch a movie...

    Now you're probably thinking, man this guy's crazy, and I am, but there really are movies related to pooping. The movie Monsturd is actually pretty much about poop. It is about a monster that is one giant turd that lives in the sewers. I have not actually viewed it yet, but I definitely plan to watch it at my Poop Day party. There are also many other movies that have some reference to pooping if that doesn't suit you to well. There is an extensive list right here. Almost none of the movies deal exclusively with pooping, but they have scenes where poop is involved.

Listen to Music...

    This idea is probably the toughest out of all of them. I do not really know of any music that deals much with poop. Maybe some of you do, and could tell me about it. Perhaps you should write your own songs that deal with poop and send them in. I do know of one cd that is entirely made of farting sounds. It is by Flatulina. I don't own it now, but I plan to in the next couple of weeks.

Write Poetry...

    Many people enjoy writing poetry, and although I do not, I think that it is a great way to celebrate Poop Day. I am sure that poop can be a great topic for poetry. It can be a love story, with many trials and tribulations along the way, as I'm sure my story with poop is. Send in your poems, no matter how dumb they are, and then I will post them.

Read A Book...  

    There are many books out there written about poop. Most of them are for little kids, but I'm sure if you try hard enough you can find ones that you will enjoy. It is good to learn a little about what you are celebrating on the day that you are celebrating it. Also reading is good in general.

The Big Finale...

    If you are really, really, really bold, then you could combine all these ideas to celebrate Poop Day to the full extent. Yes, that means read a book while pooping at your party in the middle of a poop-related movie with poop-related music in the stereo. I know it sounds extreme, but it is possible, and will definitely be done by many.