Schlongs, or me dicking around

Ahem.

Songs

This is the part of the site where you get to hear what an atonal buttplug I really really am. Or, if God is kind, you will find hidden nuggets of talent rusting away in these little gems.

   Unfortunately, it is painfully obvious that I won't be able to put up all the goofiness I've gotten up to audibly, seeing as how I have no green and not enough disk space, so, unless someone wants to host my site for free, ha ha, then each set of three songs (fewer as I build more stuff) will stay on for a few weeks, maybe, and then I'll put up a contact link where you can request to hear the old stuff... Starting now. The songs that were here previously can only be reached by requesting them from me. I had to make room for my artwork.