Happy Little Quiz Show

*Disclaimer*

The following contains written scenes of an unusual nature . .it also has repeated use of the word Dumbass. If you wanna turn back now I understand . . .Silly human

*End Disclaimer*

Announcer- "Welcome to everyone favorite Game show . . ."

Crowd- "YOU'RE . . .NOT . . .RIGHT! . . . . . .Yay!"

Announcer- "Now Welcome the host of our show . . .David Shue!"

David Shue walks out to the top of the stage carrying a Microphone in one hand and a monkey in the other.

David- "Hello everyone and welcome to You're not right. The game show where . . .YOU'RE NOT RIGHT! . .Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh Man I Kill me! Lets meet today’s contestants."

A separate stage lowers down from the ceiling. On it are Two men, and a blonde woman with large breasts. David approaches the first man who appears to be Fresh off the farm. He has short brown hair, and is wearing a pair of dirty old overalls. . .and that’s about it. His face looks like his Mammy and pappy took turns dunking his head in raw sewage.

David- "Can we get your name please?"

Redneck- " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Whaaaaaaaaaa?"

David- "Naaaaaaaaaaame? You know the thing your parents call you right before they beat you."

Redneck- "Ooooooooooh! . .Mines name be Dumbass then!"

David- "Well . .cant argue with that Logic. Tell me Dumbass . .Where are you from?"

Dumbass- " . . . . . . . . . .uh . . . . . . . . . . .I camed from a Faaaaarm!"

David- "And no doubt your mother was a Sheep! So Anyhow Dum . . ."

Dumbass- "I doesn't understood what ya'lls is tryin ta sez."

David- "Folks this is a Second grade education at it's finest here!"

Dumbass stares off into space.

David- "Well moving on . . ."

David walks up to the second man who is nervously looking around. The man has short black hair, and a disturbed look on his face. He's wearing a old NIN shirt, and a pair of blue jeans. His eye twitches as David approaches him.

David- "Sir could we have your . . . . ."

The Disturbed man leaps up from his chair, and raises a fist to the sky while yelling.

Disturbed man- "I AM THE MIGHTY EMPEROR POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I HAVE COME TO THIS PLANET TO SUCK THE LIFE FROM YOUR PANCREAS!"

Pood looks around confused again, and then sits back down on his chair. Looking around cautiously. Dumbass looks over at Pood.

Dumbass- "You hollered REAL purty!"

Pood dramatically points at Dumbass.

Pood- "SILENCE FOUL FARM CREATURE! I WILL SUCK YOUR ESSENCE OUT THROUGH A SPOON!"

Dumbass- "That . . .Thar . .sounded . .like ya'll wanded ta wrassle!"

Pood- "Wrassle? I know not of this what you call Wraslin you silly Farm creature!"

Dumbass- "Wrasslin goes sumpin like thaaaaas!"

Dumbass jumps onto Pood, and gets him in a head lock. Pood does not look amused.

Pood- "RELEASE ME YOU MORONIC SHEEP PRODUCT!"

Dumbass- "See this har is how ya'll be wrasslin. It's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

Pood- "THATS IT!"

Pood gets out of the headlock, and takes out a small spatula. He aims the Meat flipping device at Dumbass in a threatening manner.

Pood- "YOU LEAVE ME NO ALTERNATIVE PATHETIC MEAT BYPRODUCT!"

Dumbass- " . . . . . . . . . . .Huh?"

*KAZAP*

*POWIE*

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Pood- "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Dumbass-" . . . . . . . .*fizzle* . . . . . .*fizzle . . . . . .*dead*"

David- "Right . .Well moving on . .Our Last contestant is . . . ."

David sees Contestant Number Threes breasts, and stops dead in his tracks.

Big Chested woman- "Hi . .I'm Candy . .And I . . ."

Pood- "EAT HOT SPACE SPATUAL LARGE CHEST CREATURE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*ZAP*

*KAPOW*

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Pood- "HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!"

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*KABLEWIE*

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

David ducks down to the ground as a spatula death beam sails over his head and incinerates the audience. Pood's maniacal laughter continues as David stands back up.

David- "Well it would appear as though we only have one contestant Left . .POOD . .your today's Grand prize winner . .Mr. Announcer . .tell him what he's won!"

*Silence*

David- "Well it would appear as though you've fried our announcer as well. I guess that’s all the time we have for today. until next time . ."

David looks back at Pood who is slurping up the remains of the two other contestants with a spoon.

David- "I'm David Shue Saying . . .YOU'RE NOT RIGHT!"