Remembering Something that I never Experienced

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Once again . .This REALLY makes no Sense!

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I Remember a time not to long ago when Prehistoric Feudal Volcanic Tomato's ruled this land with an iron Toenail!

It was a great time for all who took part in violent activities of self mutilation . . . .and Stuff.

But then there came a day when One rose from the ranks . .One out of . . .Tens! This man became a ruler among peacocks . .And equipped with his Mighty Armoire of Invincibility . .he cast out those who refused to fear his Funky Chicken Dance!

This Loose Lipped and phonetically inclined ruled managed to procure for himself a stable full of the most delicious Pop tarts in all the lands . .and through his lack of suffering he found Solace.

Until one day when a Disgruntled horse Shoveler appeared in his land. The drunken Monkeys of Impanui were revolting . .and although his Lowliness already new this he went along with the horrible pun anyhow . .this my friend ended up being his downfall . .for the next day his wife gave birth to a toothpick . .And his head exploded . . .

The End