Laughing at your Lame A**

*Disclaimer*

Once upon a time there was a Small child with a Pipe named Jimmy who asked me for a Special Disclaimer dedicated to him.

I said No!

He Bludgeoned me for roughly two hours!

The moral of the Story?

. . . . .Not Really Sure.

*End Disclaimer*

You could also call this Ramble

Stupid Human Tricks

But enough of that. People are Idiots! Like take this Pair of Dipsticks!

First Walking through Meijers a few months ago I see two women walking about ten feet away from each other Talking on Cell phones. At first I didn't pay any attention . . .but THEN it hit me! These Two rejects are Ten feet from each other . . .On Cell Phones . . .And after Examination . . .I found out . .they were TALKING TO EACH OTHER!

(Now before I get to Involved with this Let me say that I have nothing against Cell phones . . .Unless you're mentally challenged and try to use it while driving . .THEN I have a Problem!)

Yes friends The First Inductee into the Stupid Human Tricks Hall of Fame are these women! Apparently they figured out some new theory in Space time that proved they weren't in the same store . .and therefor needed to communicate through the Cunning use of Cell phones! Ladies and Gentlemen we've crossed over into a Realm where reality doesn't seem to matter anymore. Not only did these two talk to each other through the phone . . but occasionally they'd TURN TO EACH OTHER . . . . .But even though they could see that they were indeed in the same Universe they apparently thought it was a Necessity to continue there communications Via the Phone!

Lots of things piss me off! To much Sunlight! . .people who walk into Taco bell and Order a Big Mac! . . .And a complete lack of the intelligence. These two women almost made my brain shut down! I followed them through the store for a Good thirty minutes . . .and they just continued to talk through the cell phones to each other . . .I finally had to leave the store it caused me so much pain!

The little people who control the functions inside of my head Looked at these women . . .and Then stumbled around in what appeared to be a Drunken stupor for the rest of the day. I had to Rely solely on my brain monkey to decide the difference between right and wrong for the ret of the day . . and that my friends . .is BAD!

So My NBVBVites It is with much pain and Loathing that i induct the first two members Into NBVBV's Stupid Pet tricks Hall of Fame . . .These Morons . . .The Cell Phone women!