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1 Word . . . . . . . .Antidisestablishmentarianism

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I want to tart this out by Saying that . . . .Easy Cheese is sent from the heavens!

Now once you've processed that load of crap I ask you to please stop touching my Muskrat! it's dirty and needs a Shave . .Maybe a Breath mint too! Hey how about we all go out into the middle of the road and Honk at Oncoming traffic!

Sounds like fun when you only have a few brain cells left.

Quack Quack Quack! Is that So? Quack Quack! She didn't! Quack! . . .SHUT UP BEFORE I SICK A MAD BIRDIE ON YOU!

Evil parakeets rule! You should get one and stick it in your bath room . .then build a new bath room and tell people to go into your old bath room so that when they do they'll be assaulted by the Evil parakeet living in your Laundry Hamper!

Sleep well my young friends because tomorrow I'm Kick you in the Nuts!

Just for all the Kiddies out there . . .BOOBIES! . .TITTIE! . .And BREASTS!

Can you tell the difference between this . . . . .and this . . . . .

I Didn't think so . .and your a Nasty Banana Thief! HEY what about the Donkeys!

BAAAAAAAAA

QUIET DOG!

Shave your goat only twice a week or else the Llama farmers of Nebraska will Slaughter your Meeces!

Is this Ramble incoherent enough for you? Would you rather i have Had Mall Santa Return? Well be prepared for with the release of the Newest Kombat I shall unveil something new to the site . . .Along with something else new . .And there shall be new things . .that are NEW! . . .*Spooky noises* . . .BE PREPARED! . .

And Remember Boys and Girls . .1 out of 10 Adults agree . .I'm A Bad Bad man!