A Dude and His Dog

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This Ramble contains words arranged in such a way as to make you think that it's bad! . . .it Isn't . .it's just your brain dont work right!

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This is a Story of Dude!

Dude- "Hey!"

And His Dog . . . . .Its name is Dog!

Dog- "MEOW!"

Now Dog isn't quit right in the head. In fact he's a Little on the Insane Side, And Dude . .Well . .he's just Dude! Join them on there many adventures through the wonderful world of . . .Aw Hell if I know!

We Begin today's episode with Dude and Dog sitting on Dude's couch when suddenly there's a knock at the door. Now Dude dont like being disturbed while watching The Osbourns . .So He ignores the knocking. Dog however begins clucking like a chicken.

Dog- "CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!"

Dude- "Man Dog . .Quiet Down!"

Ozzy- "D*****! I Cahn't work the D***** F***** Dishwasher!"

Dude- "Dude . . .Ozzy can't work the Dishwasher! Man this show rocks!"

Dog attempts to lay an Egg, but instead craps on the couch.

Dude- "MAN DOG! Dont take a dump on the couch! . .that's like . .not good! *The knocking continues* D***** Man! Hold on!"

Dude gets off the couch, walks over to the door, and opens it. There standing outside in the snow is a man in a business suit.

Dude- "Man! . .Did I forget to pay my taxes again?"

Suit man- "No Sir! I'm from the local worldwide national committee to get this Man! *Hold up a picture of a pony* elected as the leader of the world! Can I have a moment of your time?"

Dude- "Are you trying to tell me about something?"

Suit man- "Yes Sir I am! I'm trying to tell you about how great this man *Holds up picture of a chicken* is!"

Dude- "Dont you guys usually show up on Sunday Mornings?"

Suit Man- "No Sir! I'm not a Jehovah’s Witness! I'm from the Local worldwide National Committee to . . ."

Dog- "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Suit man- "SWEET MOTHER! Your Dog just Went BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Dude- "Yeah . .He does that!"

Suit man- "What’s wrong with him?"

Dude- "He's kinda Insane!"

Dog runs head first into a wall.

Dude- "GOOD BOY!"

Dog - "MEOW!"

Suit man- "Your Insane!"

Dude- "I'm Insane? The Dog's the one Meowing! And your the one goin from house to house askin people if they've seen your chicken!"

Suit man- "That Not what I'm . . ."

Dude- "DUDE! . . . .Wanna see somethin kool?"

Suit Man- "No . .I want to tell you about this man! *Holds up a pic of a Chipmunk*"

Dog goes nuts upon seeing the Chipmunk. He charges the man in the suit, and drop kicks him in the groin.

Dude- "Whoa! Hey Dog . .Where'd ya learn the drop kick from?"

Dog- "MEOW!"

Dude- "Oh yeah I remember now! Come on boy . .lets get you a Bowl of pop rocks!"

The man in the suit rolls off of Dude's porch holding his nuts as Dude and Dog go back to watching the Osbourns.