The day the Monkey went . . .Eek!

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Today’s word is . . .poop!

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I'll cut to the chase . .Today reminded me a lot of the last time I really sat down and said F*** you and your stupid little shoes!

That right F*** you!

F*** you right in your stupid little ear slot!

Well maybe not F*** you! But Definitely F*** anyone of those mentally deficient morons who think it's my job to give a d*** about your SHOES!

Next time one of these people ask me a D***** thing about fashion for feet I'm going to find there gene pool and take a nice long Piss in it!

It's ridiculous!

Women i Know IRL have problems . . .well some of em . . .they actually think that people care what there feet look like. Listen up cause I'm only going to rant about this for the rest of this ramble!

NO ONE GIVES A FLYING D*** WHAT YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE!

Hell if your female there's a REALLY good chance that I'm not looking at your feet . .and neither are the rest of the straight male population of this planet! In fact if you want the truth we've developed a way to appear as though were looking at your face . . .WERE NOT! See women and also Fat males have things called BREASTS! Female breasts attract men like S*** attracts flies! Where as Man titties usually scare small children and animals!

For Female titties;

We love em!

We Cant get Enough of em!

In Fact i'm pretty sure there's some tribe in Africa that worships em!

For Male titties;

We try to get rid of em!

But everyone knows that if Man titties produced Beer ever man would be fat!

In fact there's probably a Scientist somewhere right now trying to figure out a way to accomplish the above!

You will never see a man Complain about there being to many titties in a room! He could be suffocating . . but he would also be the happiest man on the planet!

The fact of the matter is . .Men are Pigs . .I snort proudly with my male Brethren D*****!

I'm not fully saying that men are devoid of caring and S***! Hell I'm actually kind of a Nice guy IRL . . .until something pisses me off . . .or I get in a group of more than 2 of my friends! What I am saying is . . .I dont give a D*** what you have on your feet! your feet do not impress me much! Unless you can use them to put on a puppet show I see no other use for them than getting from place to place!