Tormenting Puppies with a Spatula

*Disclaimer*

Yes this Ramble does include puppies being tortured by Spatula's!

No I am not Mean to animals . . .Usually!

Besides these are Fictional Animals!

*End Disclaimer*

As Frank sat in front of his Computer . .Contemplating paying $20 a month to download Nudie Pics He heard a Soft Yelping coming from outside his window. At First Frank paid no attention to the Yelping, but when it didn't stop after four hours he finally convinced himself to see what in the hell could be making that noise. Frank left his house, and walked around to where his window is located . .there sitting on the ground with a Spatula in one hand . .and a Puppy in the other . .was a Local Neighbor child named Billy. Now Billy Weren't to bright, but as Frank watched Billy started slapping the puppy across the nose with the Spatula. Frank had to say something.

Frank- "Your a Fookin Moron! You know that?"

Billy- "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

*Slap Slap Slap*

Frank- "Geee? The Hell kinda noise is that?"

Billy- "I like tha Puppy!"

*Slap Slap Slap*

Frank- "D***** would you stop slappin that Dog?"

Billy- "But why Mister?"

Frank- "Cause the puppy dont like that!"

Billy- "Yeah he Do! Lookie!"

*Slap Slap Slap*

*Yip Yip Yip*

Frank- "Do your parents feed you lead paint chips on Purpose?"

Billy- "Those thar done went made my soup Taste good!"

Frank- "*Sighs* Give me that Spatula!"

Frank yanks the Spatula away from little Billy, and slaps him on top of the head with it.

Frank- "See . .how do you like it?"

Billy- "That thar felt purty! Hit me again!"

Frank- " . . . . . . . . .*shrugs* OK!"

*Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap*

Billy- "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Frank- "DAAAAAAAAAH! You Scare the ell out of me!"

Billy- "Why for does i scare you?"

Frank doesn't have time to answer cause I think this lame ass Ramble has gone on long enough.

Me- "High Frank . .hey Billy!"

Frank- "Who the hell are you? Better yet where the hell did you come from?"

Me- "Well long story short . .None of this is real! See I'm just writing this off the top of my head . .and Quit Frankly this whole Ramble Sucks!"

Frank- "BULL****! If I'm not real then could i do this?"

Frank yanks his foot off, and beats himself with it.

Me- "Uh . .Frank . .the Reason you can do that is BECAUSE you're made up! Now I have work to do . .*Whistles* Here Puppy!"

The puppy wags his tail, and walks over to me. I pick him up, and pet him.

Me- "Aren't you just a sickeningly cute little Rat Bastard puppy! Was this little Boy Tormenting you with a Spatula?"

The dog nods yes.

Me- "Bad freak child! . .This is the last ramble you'll ever be in!"

Billy-"DUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEH!"

Frank- "Well at least he didn't go GEEEEEEE!"

Me- "Man you two are pathetic creations! I have some friends I'd like you both to meet!"

*Whistle*

Suddenly a horde of flesh eating Chipmunks appear out of nowhere.

Me- "Well it hasn't been fun . .Now your both going to learn what the inner workings of a Chipmunk is like . . . . . .Have fun!"

As i walk away the Chipmunks attack, and devour Billy and Frank. They wipe the blood from there cute little chipmunk cheeks, and wander into the road. Unfortunately for them that d***** four year old on a tricycle is still alive, and there once again run over into a sticky little furry pile of goo!