An Intellectual Conversation

*Disclaimer*

The following contains a Conversation i had with myself earlier. If you dont understand a word of this . . .That fine . .I really dont think your supposed to.

*End Disclaimer*

Me- "Maybe today’s Update should be about chickens . .i think I'm mentioning Chipmunks to much."

Brain- "But I like Chipmunks!"

Me- "Quiet You!"

Brain- "HEY! Dont tell me to be Quiet! Without me your nothing!"

Me- "Did I tell you to think?"

Brain- "Did you tell me to what? I'm a F***** Brain! That’s all i do is think!"

Me- "Well your not very good at it!"

Brain- "Maybe if you'd get off your lazy Ass and read something . . .or maybe . .and I know this is a stretch . .Go to College . .I wouldn't be so Damned stupid!"

Me- "Shut up! Dont make me show myself something Sparkly!"

Brain- "You wouldn't Dare!"

Me- "Try me!"

Brain- " . . . . ."

Me- "That’s what I thought! Now back to tonight's Update . . .What should I . . ."

Brain- "Excuse me Massa!"

Me- "What the Hell you doin interruptin me?"

Brain- "Well your trying to get ideas for tonight’s Update . . .Why not use ME for once."

Me- "Cause your not really funny! Your just kinda . . . . .Well gray matter."

Brain- "Bite me Einstein!"

Me- "Would that involve Effort on my Part?"

Brain- "Probably . . .Guess that rules you ever getting a life out of the Question."

Me- "That does it! Where's my Flashlight and that bag of Sparkly . .dust. . . .stuff . . . . what was I doing?"

Brain- "Damned if I know . . .Why dont you just go back to sleep. I'm sure i can run things just fine without ya!"

Me- "Great idea Genius . .and while I'm at it I'll just let you run my Website too!"

Brain- "WoW you just said something half way Intellectual! I'm impressed!"

Me- "Why must you torment me?"

Brain- "I'm not Tormenting you! I'm trying to help you . . .You lame ass B****!"

Me- *Listening to Music* "What did you say?"

Brain- *sigh* "Stop listening to the Animaniacs theme for a few seconds and Focus! I'm trying to let you remember stuff."

Me- "What could I possibly need to remember?"

Brain- "Dont make me send out memories of all the Chicks you've fallen for that are either taken or Laughed at you!"

Me- "That’s Low you dirty Son of a . . . ."

Brain- "Just listen . .Weren't you going to add a Submission link to your website so people could send you there own rambles?"

Me- "Uh . . . . . . . . .I was?"

Brain- "See this is what i'm here for!"

Me- "I thought you were just there to Insult me now and then."

Brain- "That’s it!"

Me- *Seeing flash backs of women I've fallen for* "AH . . .F*** YOU! I swear if you ever do that again I'ma shove a Q-tip up my nose and poke you repeatedly with it!"

Brain- "Alright! Alright! No need to get Violent about it! Anyhow . .The link thing is definitely something you'll want to do. I mean come on . .if you wanted to you could just use the submissions to update the site for you!"

Me- "But wouldn't that be a little lazy?"

Brain- "YOU the crowned prince of Lazy are confused on this subject?"

Me- " . . . . ."

Brain- "YES YOU SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG! It would be VERY F***** Lazy!"

Me- "Whoa . .i was a Scientific Experiment?"

Brain- *Twitch*

Me- *Amused* "Hey I felt that!"

Brain- "We really need to work on the whole Brain/Host relationship thing here."

Me- "Maybe i should look up Nudie Pics!"

Brain- " . . . .Did you just say nudie Pics? Brain like Nudie Pics! *Drool*"

Me- "I thought that would get you to shut up! Now tonight’s Update . .hmm . .The Link thingie . .and . . .Why dont I just write this conversation down! I'm sure someone would get a kick out of me Insulting myself."

Brain- "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudie!"

Me- "Exactly!"

So that’s what kinda happened . . .Actually none of this happened . . .It was all a Cheaply Fabricated lie by me . . .and even though i DO talk to myself regularly . . .this particular incident did not happen . . .My Disclaimer lied to you all!