As the Monkey ponders

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The pirate responsible for stealing my Disclaimer was Bludgeoned earlier today by a One armed man with a Taco Fetish In the back of a Wal-Mart.

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While sorting through my Mounds of Junkmail that gathered up in my Yahoo Mail folder I noticed that the Subject for one of the E-mails was

"Look and Feel 20 years younger!"

I stared in Awe at this, and Began pondering just how F***** lame it would be . .to go back and Relive life from the age of TWO!

See cause that’s about how old I'd be if I looked and Felt Twenty years younger.

So Just to state this Up front the first thing I'd do if I were forced to relive those days from my Toddler years Knowing what i know now is . . . .

. . .

NOTHING!

Cause I'd be to damned Small to shoot myself!

Who in the Hell would wanna be Two again?

Dumbass: "YEA! I Gets ta go back and S*** in my Pants again! . . . . . . . .oopsie . . .to late!"

Then You'd get to go through School again!

. . .

Yeah those years where you were teased and Tormented for years on end for being F***** smarter than anyone else around you!

THEN there would be the Bonus of being further outcast because of knowing what you knew before you decided to become young again!

WHOOPIE!

Yeah that would be just GREAT wouldn't it? You could wake up ever day remembering how much people didn't like you in High school . .and THEN you could go to High school and Relive it ever day!

F*** IT!

And then you Graduate . .and you go out into the world . .and you do NOTHING! Cause all of your friends who didn't go along with your Inane idea of becoming younger again are all older now and have probably drunk so much that they dont remember you!

And Dont feed me this s*** about if you kept doing this you'd live forever . . .

. . .

It's a true statement . . .but Come on . .who wants to live forever if you're going to be bored off your F***** ASS!

Ya think I'm Bitter?

HA

If your a True Nbvbvite then you KNOW I can be a lot more bitter than this!

And if you've ever met me IRL then you know that through this little Website I haven't even BEGUN to express the things that wander through my mind!

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