Spinning in a Chair

*Disclaimer*

The following Ramble may contain moments of extreme stupidity.

But . . . .that’s why you read this . . .isn't it?

*End Disclaimer*

Ever wondered what it would be like to tie a Muskrat to a tree and beat it vigorously with hammers?

I have!

And Thats why today I offer to you for no charge this one of a kind limited edition . .

But enough of that . .This time of year it becomes obvious to those of us with superior stuff that we need a change . .

and that’s why I put a different pair of pants on.

I enjoy talking with the Ego men . .they amuse me so!

Spiders never lick the same orifice twice in one sitting . .or so they say!

And just who ARE they?

Are they Monkeys with brains the size of church mice?

Well if that’s the way you wanna be then go sleep with a soggy chicken!

Easily are the time when one mans Tacos shall be consumed by the multitalented overly-Talkative sheep of this society!

Isn't it true fido?

BAWK!

Thats right boy . .and in the end all shall be consumed by a Sleeping milkman.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dont drop the Baby!

It may start hallucinating, and then drop you instead!

What?

Didn't that make any sense?

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WELL SCREW YOU!

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GO AWAY!

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SERIOUSLY!

GO SUCK A PHALIC SHAPED OBJECT!

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Ok fine you can stay . .but I want my Aluminum back!

And now what you all came here for

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DANCING SPERM

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Whales

Yup Dancing Sperm Whales!

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Enjoy!