The First 3rd Ramble

*Disclaimer*

Seeing as how this is the first time I've ever done Three rambles in one day . . .i figured I'd do something . . . .Well . .some more of the same thing I've been doin. So . .it is my pleasure to show you all just what it's like when I try to ask a woman out on a date.

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Say I see a Cute chick in like . . .the Mall . . .My first thought is like . . .'Hey . . .boobs!' . . .but then Say we get to talking to each other . . . and we actually get to know each other . . .kinda . . .weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell . . that’s a different story.

Her- "Hey . . . .How ya doin?"

Me- " . . . . . .good . . .you?"

Her- "I'm doing great . . allow me to tell you every little detail of how my days been!'

*And she Begins*

. . .

. . . . . . Shoes

. . .

*And Three hours later she ends*

Her- "And so that’s what’s I've been doing. So what have you been up to?"

Me- "uh . . . . .well . . . .I sat at home and Wrote stuff that made people think i'm psychotic!"

Her- "Well . . .that’s . . . .good?"

Me- "Yes . . . .yes it is! . . .uh . . . .um . . .do . .you wanna . . . .um . . .see . . .something?"

*OK . . .Picture if you will a look of Pure Disgust mixed with a touch of fright.*

Her- "Um . . .like . . .what?"

Me- " . . .like . . a Movie."

Her- *Wiping Forehead* "OH . . .um . . . .I dont know."

Me- "Do you like movies?"

Her- " . . . .uh . .yeah! But um . .Your not some kind of Rapist are you?"

Me- " . . . .uh . . . .Not really. *Attempt to laugh*"

Her- " . . . .Your not going to try anything are you?"

Me- " . . .uh . . . .not right now . .*Attempt to laugh*"

Her- "Uh . . . .I need to go! . . . ."

Me- " . .Ok . . .Uh . . .I'll see ya!'

Her- " . .not in your wildest Dreams! . . .byie!"

As she walks away I bang my head repeatedly against a wall. This usually causes mall Security to come up to me, and escort me from the mall! This incident usually happens the same way . . .if it doesn't . .then I end up turning into depressed Freak boy in front of em . . and that’s never good!

Genuinely interested Chick- "So . .What have you been doing?"

Psychotic Depressed me- "I sat in the corner of my room with Knives to my wrists and slipped slowly into madness!"

Genuinely Turned off Chick- "Oh . . .um . .I have to go now!'

Either way it ends the same . . Me pounding my head into a wall Or against a book . . .or a Van . . .or a metal pipe . . .Anyhow you get the idea . .

I'm really bad at this!