Something a Little Less Convincing

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Raise your hand if you've ever wondered what it would be like to run head first into a large bowl of lime Jell-O!

*Crickets Chirp*

That’s what I thought! See when the monkeys speak Anthropologists listen . .and in this day and age ya never know when I cookie will come in handy! What does this all mean? Hell if I know but I'll tell ya one thing . . . . .and then I'll tell ya something else . .and it'll keep going like this until one of us passes out!

*Passes out*

Brain- "That’s it I'm taking over . . . . . .*Sees Breasts* . . . .Oooooooh boobies!"

*Drools as I wake up*

That’s it! I wanna know who showed him porn? Hands!

*Crickets Chirp again*

You know sometimes when the Chipmunks sing in unison they tend to call forth hurricanes from the inner workings on planet Zacbarb! Dont make them reach into there pants and produce a life like replica of Captain Kirk! These are a few of my favorite things! . . . .Well not really but you get the idea right? No? I didn't think so either . . .but when mothers day rolls around and you dont have a puppet of your own dont come crying to me! Eek Eek goes the Grasshopper as he flies through the treetops of Barcelona!

*Sees a Chipmunk eating a Banana*

See he's got the right idea! maybe if we all paid more attention to our inner banana then we could conquer all our evil alien brain probing potato's! YES I SAID BOOBIES EARLIER . . .in fact I not only said Boobies earlier . .I also said Breasts too . . .And I'll say Titties now! If you dont like it . . .Dont read it! . . . .Do you think I'm rambling about this to much? Does everyone think there's a hidden Meaning in this Ramble? . . .If you said 'Arf Arf' you'd be right . . . But only in L.A.!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Peanuts!

And they All lived Happily Every After!