Another Ramble about Clothes

*Disclaimer*

Wait . . .wasn't the last One about Shoes?

*End Disclaimer*

I need to say this . .If you are female . .and I know you

. . .

I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU WEAR!

Asking me what you should wear is Like asking a Blind man if a dress makes you look fat!

Thats another subject too I should probably address

Get this through your heads

. . .

NO . .YOUR DRESSES/HAT/BRA/PANTIES/TOENAIL POLISH OF CHOISE/WHAT THE F*** EVER! DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK FAT!

If you look Fat . .you probably ARE fat and if you want to remedy this you should probably cut back on the HoHo's!

Now where was I?

Oh yeah . . .Basically this goes out to the women I know IRL.

Every woman I know IRL are F***** beautiful.

Therefor I dont care what you plan on wearing . . .Hell I'd prefer that you just skip the getting dressed part all together.

Yes . .I am a Pig!

Snot F'N Snort

You really do need to understand though that no matter what ANY of you wear your going to look great . .Even if the guy your with has to lie about it!

For me personally I care less about how you look, and More about personality . . .

. . .

and Titties!

Titties and Personality should go together like Titties and Beer!

An Inseparable Duo . .Like Titties and Somethin else that goes with em . . .Maybe a nice ass!

In closing just get over the fact that I dont care . .I could care less if you have a Pretty new Thong . .or a Shinny happy new dress . .I am Unfortunately a Heterosexual Male thus making me immune to the knowledge of Fashion.

Sorry!