I know that alot of you think I'm crazy but hopefully this will be able to change your minds. just a short while ago I was riding in an elevator staring at the mirrored walls trying to send Chretien the message that I knew he was watching, when my ears popped. You know what I'm talking about, when you get too high off of the ground suddenly you feel some pressure in your ears, and then everything sounds like it is really far away and through a wall. I did what everyone does in this situation, I popped my ears intentionally to fix my hearing. There are a few ways to pop your ears, however the method I chose was to plug my nose, close my mouth and breathe out. Of course this fixed the problem.

I then thought about why doing this affected my ears, the conclusiuon I came to after a few seconds was that the air had nowhere to get out so it went to the most readily available hole in my head to get out clearing any obstruction in its path. I began to think about this in great detail, thinking to myself, why the ears? seriously the eyes are much closer and weren't blocked by some kind of pressure, the only conclusion I could come to was that the human air passages must be connected to the ears somehow, but not the eyes.

This led to the obvious problem of why can't people breathe through their ears. I attempted breathing through my ears, and to much surprise even though I had already deduced that I 'SHOULD' be able to, I actually could breathe through my ears. It turns out that human beings can breathe through three of the orifaces in their head if they only knew enough to try. I knew immediately that I could not be the first person to figure this out, I realized almost right away that it had to be a government conspiracy, but what purpose could there be for not telling people that they can breathe through theirs ears.

I thought about this long and hard until about ten minutes ago when I finally figured it out. The government knows that if people knew they could breathe through their ears it would eliminate pillow smotherings. The government can not allow this since the entire economy relies on sick people in hospitals being smothered with pillows. if we were to lose all of that the economy would be destroyed, it is much better to just have people think they can only breathe through their mouth and nose, and surgical incision in the throat if required, than have the entire canadian economy collapse. Fortunately I don't think that way and believe that people have the right to know everything that they can do.

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