bill the baseball
Bill went to the baseball he was not a salior see,
bob went in a tunic for the baseball was not me,
and then the pixie farted and i drank up all the sea,
and bill the baseball farted it was all as fun for me,
then the sea got angry for she had her bonnet on,
but bill the bull was powerful and liked to have his fun,
so the pixie made a pie it turned without my gun,
and bill the baseball farted oh the joy and oh the fun.
And all the children gathered in to watch the sightful see,
bill and she were fighting there,
bob had left to pee,
and all the children laughed and played the carcasses were free,
and bill the baseball farted it was good enough for me.
the sun had risen high that day my socks were out to dry,
i saw bill up on the roof,
he wanted to be to fly,
but the bob was sitting here just out below the bill,
bob and bill then jumped alone oh the joy and oh the thrill.
and when bill the baseball farted it was bad enough to kill.