Name: Crystal blondie palace
Nicknames: Blondie, bap flasher, kens bit on the side, pisshead, sugarplum
Age: mental age 12
Birthplace: Sarf London
Job: flashing at celebrities and pole dancing
Likes: football, vodka, westside(sometimes), Mandy, davey and bedders, ken when hes not with Barbie, and Barney if shes not gay.
Dislikes: dirty stalking cravens, Man Utd, Millwall and cheap vodka.
Ambition: to become a Copper and pole dance on my days off. Also to have my bap flashing recognised as an art form.
