I'll bet you're wondering where those two are off to in such a hurry? In such a hurry that they didn’t even have time to put their shoes on? Well, they're on their way to visit the rest of my web site and didn't have a minute to lose!

Knock on the sky and in you go.

But don't forget to pack these before you do:

IE 5.0 +
css in extremis
800x600 pixellated goodness
maximised
java
clean fingers
a newly shined halo
netscape

people have so far assaulted their eyes.