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• the cat named bob
  
• racing Eddie
  
• the bubble butt mullet man
  
• the mental bee
  

the cat named bob
once upon a time, there was a cat named Bob. the cat (Bob) likes to wear hats, frilly girlie hats with flowers and bows. One day Bob was taking his normal walk before his 'catnap', when a big hairy rat came up from the sewer. "Bob," the rat said "You should not wear frilly girlie hats, with flowers and bows. You are a boy cat not a girl." With speaking his mind the rat grabbed Bob and dragged him into the dark scary sewer. The rat kept Bob in the sewer for weeks. Finally one day the rat told Bob "Now that you are a man you can re-enter the world above." Bob was very grateful, because he truly missed his walks in the parks, and talking to his friends. Well, when Bob entered the street from the sewer he spotted another cat, Agnes. All though Bob had never felt this way about another cat, let alone a member of the opposite sex he walked up to her and asked "Will you go out with me?" Well, Agnes took one sniff of him and slapped Bob across the face. Bob was so ashamed that he crawled back into the sewer and asked the big rat why he really kept him in the sewer the rat answered," all I ever wanted was a friend." THE END
by Sera

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Once upon a time, there was a dog named Eddie, he was a Chihuahua and he loved to drive around in racecourse. He also liked to wear a large pink bow on top of his head (the reason for this is unknown he was just very fond of large pink bows). So our friend Eddie drove around all day in his shiny silver race car. He loved his race car a lot he wanted to be in a race with other racers but whenever he asked the men always said "Sorry you cant race in a professional race because your a Chihuahua."This made Eddie very sad and he went home and cried for 3 days, then Eddie got an idea he decided to make his own race course where only dogs could race, this made him very happy and he worked hard to finish his race track. When he was done he invited all his dog racer friends to come and race him at his new track. Eddie had lots of fun racing with his friends. Then one day the human from the "professional" race track came and told him that he was not allowed to own his own racetrack because he was a dog. That made Eddie mad so he bit the mans eyeballs.

the bubble butt mullet man
once upon a time there lived a bubble butt mullet man, he spent hours and hours on his mullet. He curled it and brushed it. he even spent hundreds of dollars on shampoo and styling products. He was very obsessed. This man had a huge bubble butt, nothing could hide it. He had two strikes against him he had a bubble butt and a huge mullet. Now one day he was walking down the street singing 'Candy Man' by Aqua when a car full of girls yelled at him "GET A HAIR CUT MULLET MAN" 'how do they know my name?' he pondered (since he had legally changed his name to Mullet Man because he was so proud of his mullet). 'Who cares' he kept on walking when a van pulled up beside him, masked men grabbed him and threw him into there van. It was really dark and Mullet Man had no idea where they were going . He heard a buzzing noise before he passed out. --------THIRTY MINUTES LATER-------- He woke up with a start in a McDonalds bathroom, he slowly stood up and looked in the mirror and screamed like a girl. They had shaved his head. No more mullet, his pretty, pretty mullet. He ran from McDonalds and jumped off a cliff. The town laughed at Mullet Man, no one really cared. WOULD YOU? THE END
by Cera

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the mental bee
Once there was a bee he lived in a hive full of wasps, but because he was a bee, he didn't do to well with the women. it was a very hard life. He had a mental class a five in the morning, instead, he went to bed and went to class at five in the afternoon, but some wasp was there so he said he must have the wrong room. So the mental bee went into the next room, but a girl wasp was changing in there and he was kicked out and immediately his stinger was knocked off, so he went off looking for glue to stick his stinger back on but all he could find was a bunch of old bird droppings. So he used those, but his stinger only stuck on for a few seconds and he flew off thinking that it was still on and till this day he still thinks its on. THE END
by Maeghan

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