a nauseating sound begins to drift to your ears,
you are at first unsure of its origin and what it could possibly be,
surely only a wounded animal could make such a horrid noise but
... no, wait ...
your eyes lift up and meet a frightening structure, looming high above,
and the sound now identified as clarinet, being painfully butchered ...
do you dare enter – The Lair of Squidward ?
