Pharses 2002-2003

“Point of order! This game is asinine!” Sara Haney
“There’s a Kennedy and Lincoln pennedy.” Becca
“His ball is touching mine.” Mark J.
“Gin! Yahtzee! Bitch!” Keith G.
“One shoe-hup! They’re breeding!” Brie
“Elicia, I will be crap free.” Alazda
“I went to college and all I got was a frickin’ Haney.” Elicia and Alazda
“Hello, is that your esophagus?” Kelli C.
“It’s a shirt, not a belt.” Brie
“I don’t need my butt hugged.” Alazda
“I’m drowning in goose poop!” Alazda
PITT “For the prices they charge, they must serve sacred Guatemalan chicken strips or something.” Brie
PITT “Oh, play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself!” Bridget R.
LU "Wait, wait, wait, cheerleader-docile, quiet, and virtuous?" Scott
LU "New subject." "Yeah...so anyway, about those shotguns..." Becca & Colin
PITT "I can't die now, I have to pee!" Brie
PITT "Don't get all butt-hurt about it." Bridget R.
LU “No no no, one over big is small, one over huge is tiny.” Sanerib
LU “So even if you throw it upfield thirty yards and dump it back five, that’s still a gain of 15 yards...” Eli
LU “How negative are you?” Scott P.
LU “A seedy-looking bar spot check.” Grant
LU “You suck at life.” Scott P.
LU “New at Downer-Washboard Ham!” Becca #2
LU “If you were inscribed on an arch, what would you say?” Andy
LU “Ooo...animal...food...” “Whumph!” Sonya & Dustin
LU “Yeah, but it doesn’t eat stuff.” “Are you sure?” Dustin & Sarah
LU “Cave men...and shit.” Dustin
LU “The basket rises, damn it!” Sam
LU “Hey!...hey!...pssst!...I like magic.” Grant
LU "It creates very anal people." Sliv
LU "That's what you get for dying!" Brad
"DW?" "Designated Walker." Alazda & Brie
"Virgin Cheese!" Elicia
PITT “Hitchhiking? You’ll get raped, shot, and buried in a monkey suit!” Brie
PITT “Suck my nipple-tassels!” Katie R.
“Becca, I heard you slipped and…yeah.” Amanda
PITT “Yeah, that’s borderline yak material.” Ariana B.
“You know she hopes his uh...is as long as his...” Elicia
Fun Hole (arrow down) Conan O'Brien
PITT “Your pants and Sean’s pants get to spend quality time on the floor.” Brie
PITT “High on life! And several other questionable substances...” Brie
“I only took it because Jesus talked me into it.” John
LU “Nerh...” Megan
LU “Isn’t there sort of a freak-out factor in this?” Seaman
LU “If you’re happy and you know it, steal Chinese!” Brandon H.
PITT “I don’t look as stupid as I am.” Bridget R.
LU “Meanderthal.” Sarah
LU “Do you like pigs in a blanket?” “Vicatin?” Becca & Shelly
LU “If I’m extremely happy sometime later on in the class, it’s ‘cause of Mr. Blue!” Spurgin
LU “Yes, Dustin, everything is art.” Sarah
PITT “You're a furniture slut.” Brie
PITT “Third wheels are only cool on tricycles.” Kali K.
PITT “Nothing says ‘Love’ like dead vegetation.” Barry R.
LU “Now if you say ‘Fucked-up duck beaver thing,’ people will know what you’re talking about.” Jesse
“Are you on dark chocolage?” Becca
LU “On a scale from 1 to Glorious, it’s about 7,025.” Matt
LU “Dupper.” Steve G.
LU “Speaking of meat bundles...” Sliv
“That’s kind of redundant; cheese and fireworks make great gifts!” Val
LU “Who needs to change their koala?” Courtney
“Agh! Can’t vault!” Liz B. & Becca
LU “Wait, does it have sand?” Calistie
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